Smart Sexy and Funny!
I've been called fun,ugly,sexy,weird,eccentric,positive, cute , kind, loving, a zombie, a tease a, mad, imtelligenrt, I've been called sick too not sure if they meant it in street talk as sick good or sick bad but I will take whatever and I've been called more but i will let you be the judge if i fit into any of those categories. Im batty about my knitted bats and take them...
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Just and ordinary girl looking for and oridinary Guy for a long term relationship I like fine wines. Good food and great company I want to find my soul mate
Please no black or Asian men I only like white men from the age of fifty onwards
Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...
Do i have to fill this in properly?..
Well I am told I have a cheeky smile and a caring nature.I like Music,Dancing and watching movies...
Hows that?.. lol
just an average every day woman looking for affection and acceptence.
not into N.S.A.
looking for L.T.R
I'm a fun caring person..who likes to listen to music and dance...
Hey there Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to have some regular fun with, like a friend with benefits or fuck buddy. Im able to accommodate at times and really enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. If you are looking for a girl with boobs and curves then look no further! My dislikes are: guys with hairy cocks! Im not going to suck you...
Ok a little bit about what I'm looking for. I'm a gym regular who like to keep in shape and take care of myself. My body's a temple and I'm looking for somebody to worship at it. I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action with a hot guy is how I like to spend my spare time.
Let's meet, have a drink and see where...
Hey everyone out there... dont really do well with introductions...
so i guess you just have to find out! ;)
Haven't decided why I'm here yet or what I'm looking for, apologies for my indecisiveness, what I do know is that I love sex and I'm not getting enough!
Hmmm wot to write on here..
I'm a 'respectable' single mum of 1 ;) well, during the day anyway ;))
I have a very naughty twinkle in my eye that needs to be dealt with lol
No married, sorry :( I just find that it's a complete nightmare trying to fit into that situation!!
Not sure wot else to say.. I'm really easy going, low maintenance :) gsoh.. If u...
heres me in a nutshell, i thought id give you a list of words of what describe me or what im like and you can derive you own conclusion as to the type of lady i am. sexy, fun, discreet, willing, able, gorgeous, erotic, playful, horny, a minx, bbw, bubble butt, bigger than most but hotter than all. 29, dark skinned, mix origin, london, can accom, looking for attached, regualar...
First off NO winks. They do not appeal to me. Words seduce me!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life.
Never tire of sexy intelligent men.
Size 16 should be a 12 to 14. Working on that!
I am married and looking for an affair with a handsome and intelligent man 39 to 50 years old.
You will have to be armed with a sharp wit...
*I do not text speak, so don't message me if you are unable to construct a sentence.*
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site not any other site.
NO winks please.
They do not appeal.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you ever seen breasts?!
DO NOT CALL ME BABE or use...
We all get a little naughty sometimes so thought I'd check this out. Not really sure what to expect. Definitely need to meet up and see if we click before anything else though...
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site.
NO winks please. They do not appeal to me at all and I will block your ass.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you seen breasts before?!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life and sex. A high sex drive and...
Music lover, fashion girl. What I lack in social skills I make up with wit. Also, I'm fat. I'm talking size 16/18 - please don't message to say I look smaller, it's called good angles and I will just ignore it. Not a fan of cock shots, unsolicited erotic fiction and bad grammar. I do like assertive people and even more those who can hold a conversation. Not looking for...
MUSIC MAD my dream is to meet o long haired guitarist lol, but anyone who loves music. I love going to gigs. Looking someone25/45 would like younger man who needs to be fit as in energetic as LOVE sex wud have 24/7 Looks I'm not into buff bodies, I rather have a good looking face & no bald men either please Love a gentleman and who likes conversation saucy or...